THE WEBMASTER WELCOMES YOU...
but note that this page is for desktop only! it's a personal site so expext some chaos- its literally held together by string and that sticky gunk you find under benches. stay a while. browse it as you would your local graveyard.
26TH of AUG 2022 : YEEESH!! first official update. i've made about a billion landing pages for this thing, but i think i'm gonna commit to this one. like, obviously the site will constantly be evolving, yadda yadda, but!! this one might get PUBLISHED!